Discover What Luxury Farm-to-Skincare Actually Feels Like
Welcome to the spa of Hooker Herd! Every product is crafted with love and the goodness of goat milk straight from our own goats. Indulge in a natural spa experience that will leave your skin feeling healthy and radiant.
We believe in 100% transparency here at the farm. This specific batch of our signature goat milk bath bombs turned out a little more "vibrant" than intended!
The Good News: It has the exact same creamy, moisturizing goat milk formula your skin loves.
The "Oops": We doubled down on the mica powder. Your water will look incredible, but your tub might need a light wipe-down or a quick rinse with dishsoap afterward.
The ultimate gift for yourself (or someone you really, really like). Forget the bouquet—give the gift of glowing skin. This limited-edition soap features a sophisticated blend of eight oils for a bubbly, conditioning wash, that smells aboslutely incredible. It’s pink, petal-topped, and perfectly creamy.
FACE
Feed your skin the nutrients it craves. Our face collection features gentle goat milk soaps to cleanse without stripping, soothing masks, and nourishing serums designed to bring out your natural glow. Pure, gentle care straight from the pasture to your mirror.
Goat Milk Soap
Not your body's soap! Specifically formulated for delicate facial skin, this bar offers a gentle, creamy cleanse that removes impurities without stripping your skin of its natural moisture.
Mineral Milk Face Mask
Detox and revitalize tired skin with a farm-blended mineral treatment that leaves your complexion glowing.
Sunrise Shield Face Oil
Start your day with a bright boost! This serum absorbs quickly to hydrate, protect, and energize your skin for a fresh look.
Nourish your skin while you sleep. This rich, restorative serum works overnight to repair and deeply moisturize so you wake up radiant.
Lantern Light Repair Serum
BATH
Turn you bathroom into a rustic sanctuary. Our goat milk bath products use raw milk straight from the herd to deeply hydrate, soothe dry skin, and create a creamy, luxurious lather. Perfect for turning a daily routine into a spa-day experience.
BODY
Lock in moisture and repair dry skin with the creamy goodness of raw goat milk. From our deeply moisturizing body butters to our nutrient-rich body soaps, this collection is formulated to keep your skin soft, smooth and healthy from head to toe.
HERD WEAR
Represent! Our Herd Wear T-shirts and Hoodies are designed for maximum coziness and breathability during work, pasture walks, or just relaxing at home. These shirts are soft, fun, and kid-friendly—perfect for the little farmers in your life who love to raise hay-el!
Featuring: our kid goat, Flint; our milk cow, Elsie; and the barn that Dad built where all the magic happens.
Goat Mode: Activated
Let your little farmer (you, also!) show their wild side with this super-soft, fun tee. Perfect for adventures in the pasture or mischief in the barn.
Here For Snacks
Motivated by food? Same. This cozy, honest tee is perfect for everyday wear and farm visits (especially to see the milk queen who inspired it).
Raised In A Barn
A true Hooker Herd classic! This comfortable tee is perfect for those who know that the best life is lived on the farm, where the memories are as engrained as the smells you just can't forget.
Hooker Herd Vintage Hoodie
Wrap yourself in pure farm comfort. This vintage-inspired hoodie is perfectly broken-in, incredibly soft, and ready for chilly mornings out milking or relaxing by the fire. It’s more than apparel; it's a lifestyle.
Treat yourself to a little farm-fresh luxury this Valentine’s Day!
Combining the creamy, skin-loving properties of our farm-fresh goat milk with the mineral-rich benefits of Epsom salt, this soak is designed to not only soothe tired muscles, but leave your skin feeling incredibly soft.
Goat Milk Bath Bombs
Transform your bath into a moisturizing sanctuary!
Most bath bombs are just fizz and color—ours are a deep-conditioning treatment for your skin. Infused with our own farm-fresh goat milk and soothing baking soda, these bath bombs create a silky, milky water that hydrates your body while you relax.
Sunrise Serum Face Oil
Protect. Brighten. Defend.
Start your morning with the Sunrise Shield, a potent blend of antioxidant-rich seed oils formulated to guard your skin against the elements. While the world wakes up, this breathable elixir goes to work neutralizers environmental stressors and locking in a dewy, non-greasy glow. (The Meadowfoam Seed oils' velvety texture doubles it as a great makeup primer, also!)
Infused with Red Raspberry Seed and Rosehip, it’s the ultimate "shield" for the modern adventurer. Whether you’re heading out to the pasture or into the city, your skin stays bright, resilient, and ready for anything.
Mineral Milk Facial Mask
Reveal your natural radiance with our "farm to face" detox mask!
This incredible mask is a dry powder treatment designed to deep-clean your pores without stripping your skin of moisture. By combining the detoxing power of Bentonite Clay, the healing and hydrating properties of our Goat Milk, and the soothing and polishing power of the Rose Petal Powder, this mask leaves your skin feeling tight, toned, and incredibly soft.
Goat Milk Soap - Body
Nourish your skin with the goodness of goat milk.
There is a reason goat milk soap has been a skincare staple for centuries. Unlike mass-produced synthetic bars that strip your skin of its natural oils, our small-batch handcrafted goat milk soap works with your body’s biology to clean, soothe, and protect.
Whether you’re looking for a daily facial cleanser or a soothing body bar, our goat milk soap provides a rich, decadent experience that transforms a simple shower into a spa-like ritual.
Renew. Restore. Rest.
While you rest, Lantern Light goes to work. This intensive nighttime treatment is designed to guide your skin through its natural recovery phase, utilizing the clinical power of 1% Bakuchiol to refine texture and soften fine lines.
Far more than just a moisturizer, this serum is a concentrated repair kit. It sinks deep into the pores to soothe environmental stress and replenish lost moisture, leaving your skin noticeably firmer and more radiant by morning. Light your lantern, breathe in the calming aroma, and wake up to a restored complexion.
Our handcrafted body butter is a thick, creamy treat designed with dry, thirsty skin in mind. By combining the deep moisture of Shea Butter with the nutrient-rich power of our own Goat Milk, we've created a formula that doesn't just sit on the surface ... it truly nourishes!
Goat Milk Soap - Face
If you’re obsessed with skincare, you know the Comedogenic Scale is the holy grail of ingredient safety. It’s a 0–5 rating that tells us how likely an oil is to clog pores.
The skin on your face has a higher density of sebaceous glands and smaller pores compared to the skin on your body. Using a heavy, high-pore-clogging oil on your face is a recipe for disaster, but using a super-light oil on your legs might leave them parched. That’s why we didn’t just make "a soap"—we engineered a two-part system.
Immune-a-Rita: Fire Cider
The ultimate winter wellness ritual in a cup. This blend is a potent, shelf-stable take on traditional "Fire Cider." It combines the world's most powerful immune-supporting roots, fruits, and spices into one vibrant, easy-to-brew tonic. Using advanced freeze-drying technology (bless you, mom, for letting us this!), we lock in the raw enzymes and cellular nutrients of our fresh ingredients, ensuring you get maximum potency in every sip.
Whether you're feeling a "tickle" in your throat or just want to fortify your system during the colder months, this blend is your go-to defense.
The 24-Hour Cycle of Skin Resilience
Your skin has two distinct jobs: it defends by day and rebuilds by night. The Complete Herd Ritual provides exactly what your complexion needs for both, bundled together for a seamless transition from sunrise to starlight.
The Herd Value: Buy the ritual set and save $8 compared to purchasing separately.